Poor Britney

Ya know I was listening to my iTouch at the office today and ole Britters came on singing Baby One More Time and I thought to myself... poor Britney.
Yeah yeah, I know you all think I'm nuts. She's clearly gone off the rails and is a bit of a loon, but come on people! She was soooo young when she hit it big, it was only a matter of time before she went crazy wasn't it? I mean look, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake were also young when they made it big, but were either of them really as big as Britney back then!? Nahhhhh.

The poor girl should have had better people around her trying to protect her from the crazy life she was leading. I mean look at all these young girls goin off the rails. Lindsey Lohan is another example, although let's face it she was never that big so is probably just a bit of an ass.

Anyway, I feel sorry for Britney. She marries some guy for two minutes, hooks up with another star fucker and has his kids and now he's taken them away from her? Sure she's not fit to look after those kids if she's really into the drugs, but is K-Fed a good example of a parent!? No way!

Where were the good people around her? Oh yeah they were off in Vegas partying with her money weren't they. I feel bad for Britney and at the risk of sounding like crazy YouTube fame guy, leave the girl alone and let her get her life back on track.

Later!

Jessica Biel and Gal Pal Ass Grab

Oh yeah people... just last week I was discussing Jessica Biel and her relationship with Justin Timberlake. I believe I also mentioned 'those' lesbian rumors that just don't seem to go away.

She was recently photographed unaware by someone at some random sports event with JT (in the green t-shirt in the photo). Now, they were also joined by some friends on their jaunt and Jessicas unnamed galpal had a good old feel of her ass when JT wasn't looking.

Doesn't she know that people are ALWAYS looking at celebrities? Some sneaky sod snapped a photo and oh yeah people.. that lady is getting a good old feel.

Now here's what I'm thinkin..... firstly.. the chick with her looks like a big ole dyke. Look at the photo.... big shoulders, wifebeater top, lesbian pose, chunky ring on right hand finger, bands around her wrist... this one has got to be gay surely. And there she is... caught in the act of nonchalently feeling up Jessica. Now, if you were a straight woman and your friend just randomly groped you, wouldn't you at least flinch a little? Ya know, you'd at least be slighly uncomfy right? Not Jessica, apparently she didn't even bat an eyelid. Infact, she seemed so comfy with it that you might be fooled into thinking this is something that happens often, that this person is already fairly intimate with you and simply forgot where she was for a second. Now far be it for me comment, I don't know the girl, I don't know what her relationship is about, but all I can do is try to read between the lines here like the rest of you.

The ever reliable sources on the scene (ha!) stated that as soon as JT turned around, the hand was quickly removed from her ass. Now, is it a case of he just doesn't know, maybe he does know and he's a 'beard' for Jess. Who knows the true story, all I know is it's making me smile and that's a good thing. As always, opinions in this little blog of mine are just that.. opinions. There's no fact in this, no truth that we know of.. but come on people... surely there's just tooooooo many things going on here with this whole lesbo story.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Weight Watchers

So in the hope of being able to go snowboarding next winter and making a total ass of myself doing so, I have decided to join Weight Watchers. Yup... time to lose the extra kilos that have kept me warm through the winter hahaha, that's my excuse anyway. So it's all about the points people, all about counting those points and only eating within the points. Doesn't seem so bad yet, but then it's only been one week lol.

So yeah, me and Ms Thang are on this total health kick. We decide we want to take up tennis and go driving around looking for a place to hire a court... then Ms Thang decides we should take a small detour and off we go. Lo and behold, less than five minutes from our house in the car is a bloody tennis court with a huge big 'for hire' sign on it. So we have no excuses now. Oh yeah, one day I will have a body like Jessica Biel in Blade 3. LOLLL

Talking of Jessica Biel, what is it with this Justin Timberlake thing. All the girls love him, yet to me he's become more and more scruffy and skanky looking as time has passed. Anyway, I predict here on the web that him and Jessica Biel will indeed tie the knot. Yes, that's right people, you heard it here first. I think this is it for them. It's written in the stars or some other such place and they'll get hitched.

You're probably wondering why a lesbo like me cares about who Justin Timberlake is marrying? Well I only care because it's Jessica Biel who lets face it is hot hot hot! Although I think she might be a bit too skinny now as her mouth looks a little too big for her face. Don't you hate it when Hollywood does that to celebs? I'm calling it the Hollywood Gob Syndrome. Suddenly their faces get so skinny, nothing fits there anymore and they look like freaks!

Anyway, that's it from me for the day. 

Later! 

x

Oh and I heard some interesting rumors recently about Jessica Biel and how she's pissed off that there's all these lesbian rumors about her. Now, far be it for me to stir things up here, but for as long as I can remember people have been saying Jessica likes the ladies too. She has that vibe about her don't you think? Anyway, apparently she's not too happy they've resurfaced, especially since she's in the midst of such a big love affair with JT. She's stating that she thinks Justins ex's Scarlett Johansson or Cameron Diaz are the culprits for starting these. Sorry Jessica, but people have always hoped, sorry thought you were at least bi.