Bob has quite happily been sitting on our shelf for weeks and weeks and only today did we decide to open him and use him as a handy collector of can ring pulls. There's no logical reason for us collecting ring pulls, we just decided on it one day and if we get enough we'll make a post-modern christmas decoration out of them. Anyway, back to Bob - who is named after 'Hey Bob' the line from the Angelina Jolie movie Life or Something Like it - Bob has become an alien bug carrier.
Yes, today when we took off Bobs head, inside was a bug with large antennas... never seen before and the question on everyones lips is.. how did it get in there. Trust me, Bob's head was watertight, the bug was in there alive and well and creeping us the hell out! Anyway, we took it outside and let it go, then we realised we'd probably just freed the first alien plastic basketball head bug hybrid. It's gone, our chance at fame and fortune has now passed and we're gutted.
Anyway, an obscure tale today I realise, but a tale at least. Have a good day people.
2 comments:
OMFG "the first alien plastic basketball head bug hybrid" so funny! I bet that has NEVER been said in a blog anywhere else in the entire world... EVER!
Holy sh*t, that was funny!
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